Words of Advice from Maxine

- "I can't use the cell phone in the car. I have to keep my hands free for making gestures"
- "The key to a nice-looking lawn is a good mower. I recommend one who is muscular and shirtless."
- "All I'm looking for is a guy who'll do what I want, when I want, for as long as I want, and then go away.. Or wait nearby, like a Dust Buster, charged up and ready when needed."
- "My idea of rebooting is kicking somebody in the butt twice."
- "Take every birthday with a grain of salt. This works much better if the salt accompanies a Margarita."
-"Don't let aging get you down. It's too hard to get back up."
- "The only two things we do with greater frequency in middle age are urinate and attend funerals ."
- "The trouble with bucket seats is that not everybody has the same size bucket."
- "To err is human; to forgive, highly unlikely."
- "Do you realize that in about forty years, we'll have millions of old ladies running around with tattoos and pierced navels?" (Now that's scary!)
- "Money can't buy happiness--but somehow it's more comfortable to cry in a Porsche than a Kia."
- "After a certain age, if you don't wake up aching somewhere...you may be dead."

Thanks and a heads-up to Lorne G.